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Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars A British crime romance short drama
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When her brother steals a mob boss's secrets, a sharp Londoner must negotiate with her dangerous ex to save him—and rekindle an old flame.
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About Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars

Jess's brother has stolen the wrong red bag from the wrong people. To save him she must sit down for tea in an East London café with her dangerous ex, Lucian, who still takes two sugars and still looks at her the same way. Between a market chase, a traitor's exit and Big Terry's interruptions, an old flame refuses to stay out. A British crime romcom.
Episode guide (7 episodes · complete · first 3 free)
- Episode 1: The Red Bag free — Alfie steals a flashy red bag, landing himself—and sister Jess—in immediate hot water.
- Episode 2: Look What the Cat Dragged In free — Chased through the market, Jess leads the gang straight to Lucian's quiet café.
- Episode 3: The Traitor's Exit free — Jess reveals the Underboss's betrayal via forged deeds, and Lucian orders a permanent exit.
- Episode 4: Two Sugars & A Near-Kiss — Reunited over tea, the ex-lovers almost kiss before Terry interrupts with a captive Alfie.
- Episode 5: Debts & Desire — Held captive by Lucian's crew, Alfie awaits his fate until Jess arrives to negotiate.
- Episode 6: Settle Your Debts — Lucian collects Jess from her window and her debt at a candlelit church.
- Episode 7: A Permanent Settlement — A ring at the altar, a yes with cheek, and Terry sobbing at the wedding.
Characters
- Jess Carter: A sharp, sarcastic, street-smart Londoner who takes no nonsense
- Lucian: A calm, powerful London boss, and Jess's ex Played by Lucian Wolfe, LOVBIRD's recurring lead
- Alfie Carter: Jess's troublesome younger brother, who steals the wrong bag
- Big Terry: Lucian's loyal, loud right-hand man
All characters are fictional, created by LOVBIRD.
Language: English (British) · Made in the United Kingdom · 7 episodes · complete · first 3 free · Vertical episodes for phone or desktop, no app needed
Is Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars free?
The first 3 episodes are free on LOVBIRD, no account needed. A free account adds three bonus episodes to use on any series (one when you join, two more when you confirm your email), no card needed. After that every episode is included in a 7-day pass or VIP.
What is Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars about?
A London crime romcom. When her brother Alfie steals a flashy red bag from the wrong people, Jess Carter has to negotiate with her dangerous ex, Lucian, over a cup of tea, and an old flame starts to burn again.
Is it a gangster film?
It is a British crime caper with a love story at its heart: a market chase, a quiet café, a traitor in the crew and a near-kiss interrupted at the worst moment. Funny rather than dark.
How many episodes are there?
7 short episodes. The story is complete, so you can watch it all in minutes.
Is it suitable for teenagers?
No. Like everything on LOVBIRD it is made for adults (18+).
Is there a series like it on LOVBIRD?
If you like London love stories with a powerful, calm hero, try The Mafia Boss Who Saved Me, Table Four or The Wrong Date.
How long is an episode of Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars?
About thirty seconds, shot vertically for your phone. Every episode ends on a hook, and 7 are live now.
When do new episodes of Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars come out?
Tea, Thieves & Two Sugars is complete: every episode is available now.
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